25 July 2008

Clearly, I'm A Middle-Aged Man

I never use my e-mail account back home because I don't live there anymore. Whenever I'm in town, and feeling spunky, I like to check my inbox and gander at all the lovely spam. Besides the regular erectile aids I totally need, there was: "How to grow a Kangaroo in 2 days" (really not sure how or why that would ever need to be an e-mail) and "Angelina Jolie XXX video."

My first porn solicitation, how sweet.

I had a good laugh, as always. Now, if only I found her the slightest bit attractive or needed a kangaroo post- haste.

1 Remarks:

littlecalder said...

um, is growing a kangaroo some new sexual innuendo or something? 'man i have got such a kangaroo right now...'

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